ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
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i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
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I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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