He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
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MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
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Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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