i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
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how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
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It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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