I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
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The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
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STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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