I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
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