Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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