So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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