windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
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