No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Do vagina's smell?
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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