butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
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I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
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And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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