He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
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So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
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You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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