she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
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