ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
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You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
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I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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