I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I got inside last night via doggy door
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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