Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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