This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
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