I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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