We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
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