either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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