what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
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he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
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I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
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