Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
Randomize
