I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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