im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
