So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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