bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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