Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
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puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
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Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
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