I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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