I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
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