people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
You can't just leave with hair like that
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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