Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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