My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
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You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
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So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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