okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
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