i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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