oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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