Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
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i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
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just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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