Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
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i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
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Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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