fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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