Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
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after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
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well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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