i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
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Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
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I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
the raccoons are back...
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