i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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