Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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