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Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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