so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
Randomize
