I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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