But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
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