It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
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It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
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Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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