Dude, I woke up in the kitchen, naked, with a blueberry bagel as a pillow.
Can I eat your pillow?
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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