Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
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Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
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You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
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Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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