Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
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just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
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no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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