1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
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I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
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That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
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what are you doing with your life
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
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I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.