Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
