Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
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5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
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i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
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