Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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