i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
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