and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
We just shotgunned beers for America
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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