after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Watching her eat just hurts me
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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