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• (913): View more from Kansas

  This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  You almost set me on fire last night.

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  You probably deserved it.

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Can you repeat that, but with context?

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.

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• (305): View more from Florida

  It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no

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