My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
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Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
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Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
God has nothing to do with this.