My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
These People Are So Awkward You’ll Get Embarrassed
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
These People Encountered Celebrities in Bizarrely Normal Places
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.