Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
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