Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
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like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
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I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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